he Vault is where you’ll access everything in The Royal Kingdom – all of the teaching content and the social feature. The Vault Catalog is where you can peruse everything that’s open for enrollment.
The complete transformation arc in the Framework + Foundation, the Sampler Platter of classes and workshops, and the Behind the Curtain 💋 series.
Once Upon a Trainwreck™ takes you through the real, foundational transformation process. If you are not serious about going through the entire process – the core identity framework, the embodiment, the application to life – this is not your kingdom.
If you’re ready to hit the ground running, jump into the Framework + Foundation, or if you’d like to get acquainted with me and my possibly acquired taste, head over to the Sampler Platter
The right door is here, you might just have to turn some doorknobs.
he Vault is where you’ll access everything in The Royal Kingdom –
all of the teaching content and the social feature. The Vault Catalog is where you can peruse everything that’s open for enrollment.
The complete transformation arc in the Framework + Foundation, the Sampler Platter of classes and workshops, and the Behind the Curtain 
series.
Once Upon a Trainwreck™ takes you through the real, foundational transformation process. If you are not serious about going through the entire process – the core identity framework, the embodiment, the application to life – this is not your kingdom.
If you’re ready to hit the ground running, jump into the Framework + Foundation, or if you’d like to get acquainted with me and my possibly acquired taste, head over to the Sampler Platter
The right door is here, you might just have to turn some doorknobs.
he Vault is where you’ll access everything in The Royal Kingdom –
all of the teaching content and the social feature. The Vault Catalog is where you can peruse everything that’s open for enrollment.
The complete transformation arc in the Framework + Foundation, the Sampler Platter of classes and workshops, and the Behind the Curtain series.
Once Upon a Trainwreck™ takes you through the real, foundational transformation process. If you are not serious about going through the entire process – the core identity framework, the embodiment, the application to life – this is not your kingdom.
If you’re ready to hit the ground running, jump into the Framework + Foundation, or if you’d like to get acquainted with me and my possibly acquired taste, head over to the Sampler Platter
The right door is here, you might just have to turn some doorknobs.
Here’s how enrollment works –
Click here link to each page Click here for full details link where you’ll find a daily and monthly outline, with enrollment forms and link on the bottom to schedule a visit if you have questions prior to enrolling.
A note on live class replays: Every live class replay from during your enrollment stays accessible indefinitely. You paid to attend them – you keep access.
Framework + Foundation
The complete transformation arc -.
Beginning with The Anti-Princess™ Intensive, then The Rapunzel’d™ Collective and The A Whole New Fairytale™ Collective – each one building on the last, each one taking you deeper into the Anti-Princess Identity™ and the life that flows from it.
It starts with the outline of who you were meant to be all along, from the inside out, independent of any outside definition, influence, expectation or standard. Then the drafting process – rough draft, final draft, full embodiment. Then the application to life – taking the pen and writing your own happily ever after, in a whole new fairytale™, chapter by chapter, in real time, as life actually happens.
One Equation –
Identity + Embodiment + Application to Life = Transformation
2 Study Tracks –
Fundamental
The Fundamental Study Track takes you through the complete transformation arc of the fundamental structure of the Core Identity Framework.
Beyond 
The Beyond Study Track includes the fundamental structure of the Core Identity Framework, going beyond, into Quantum Transcendence through identity to achieve transformation.
Click here to check out the Framework + FoundationStandalone Masterclasses
I’m building a “sampler platter” of Standalone Masterclasses – each one focused on a specific point, topic or sub-topic within the complete transformation arc as taught in the Framework + Foundation of Once Upon a Trainwreck™.
Duct Tape + Superglue™, Good, Bad, Ugly + Beautiful™, Perfect Princess Performance™, Smoke, Mirrors + the Universe™ to name just a few,
As my abstractly-creative and particularly-peculiar, sometimes mad-genius mind does not have an “off button”, I expect this collection to be continuously growing.
They begin opening in May. If one of them strikes your fancy but isn’t open yet, you’re welcome to pre-enroll.
These are real bites of my teaching – like I said, a “sampler platter” of Once Upon a Trainwreck™ and, me, and my possibly acquired taste.
Some go a little deeper on specific concepts, all of them pulled from the complete transformation arc as taught in the Framework + Foundation.
No “coaching kits”, no scripts and never any koolaid.
Click here to checkout the sampler platter of Standalone Masterclasses
Behind the Curtain
This is the territory most platforms avoid entirely.
Love. Sex. Money. What is intimacy really? The places where the outside-in identity runs the deepest, the conditioning does its most damage, and the cost of staying tangled is the highest.
The topics, intrinsically linked, deeply stemming from identity.
No tiptoeing around them. Not leaving anything out, dressing them up or watering them down.
We go there – honestly, directly, without flinching.
Behind the Curtain is a companion series to The A Whole New Fairytale™ Collective
Click here to peek Behind the Curtain 💋
A Note on the Pricing + Payments
I’m a teacher and a coach – now, by my own definition and design.
From an abstract pov. The Anti-Princess™ pov.
I’ve been through the certification programs, I know the industry from the inside – and what you’ll find here is what I built after essentially rebelling against all of it.
Not the industry’s version. Not a “cookie-cutter coaching program”. Mine.
Everything here is derived from my abstractly-creative and particularly-peculiar mind.
I want to be straightforward with you about this – because I think you deserve that before you make any decision.
The pricing here is not arbitrary. It’s not psychological. There are no “$97” tactics, no manufactured discounts or countdowns, no “but wait, there’s more” add-ons or upsells in order to get all of the content.
No manufactured urgency.
Clean numbers, honest value, genuine intentions – no games or manipulation.
It’s important to me that you know that I did not decide on prices willy-nilly. I had all of my teaching content analyzed and evaluated by an independent third party analyst for impact → market value, determining all of the pricing. All of the web copy has also undergone a market analysis by an independent third party analyst, comparing it to other “identity” and “transformation programs”.
What’s Out There – And Why it Doesn’t Work
You’ve probably seen a lot of what’s out there. The life coaches, the mindset coaches. The “identity” coaches. The manifestation programs. The women’s empowerment retreats. The therapy-adjacent coaches holding space in their “containers” for your “healing journey.” The Law of Attraction dressed up in Quantum language that puts the blame on you when it doesn’t work.
And maybe you’ve tried some of it – because you were looking for something real and that’s what was available.
Here’s the honest truth about most of what exists in this space –
Diluted and hurried “identity” work, surface level “transformation” work addressing symptoms. The thoughts, the behaviors, the relationships, the “circumstances.” Patching the outside without ever touching what’s underneath it. Duct tape and superglue™ dressed up as “transformation”. Giving you enough to leave you wanting more – “needing” more.
If you’ve already tried some of it and it didn’t work – it wasn’t your fault. You didn’t do it wrong. You didn’t hold “negative energy” or fail to do the work presented to you.
And about those negative thoughts – negative thoughts are not the problem. Identifying with them is.
The “manifestation space” conflates the two, and that’s the harm. You were told your negative thoughts were sabotaging your results – which means every time a negative thought showed up, you might have become afraid of your own mind on top of everything else you were already carrying. Thinking negatively is part of the natural circle of thought.
It’s part of the process. It’s not sabotage.
And to “failing to do the work??” You didn’t fail to do it, the work presented to you was incomplete – addressing symptoms with tools that were never designed to touch the root.
Of course it didn’t work. It was never going to – because it was not the complete equation.
What’s Different Here
Once Upon a Trainwreck™ starts somewhere different. At the root. At the foundation – underneath every symptom, every pattern, every “circumstance” that keeps showing up no matter how many times you’ve tried to fix it.
Identity. Real identity work.
Not mindset fluff. Not “performance.” Not a better version of who the world told you to be. Not affirmations and vision boards and “speaking things into existence.”
The actual foundation – getting to who you were meant to be all along, who you are from the inside out, independent of any outside definition, influence, expectation or standard – and everything that flows down the river.
My teaching is honest and direct, sometimes blunt and messy but never with ill intentions.
I truly come from a place of the utmost respect for you and the accuracy of what I’m teaching.
The framework is sequential and structured – designed to take you all the way through the complete transformation arc, not hand you a concept and send you home with a journal prompt and a Facebook group.
The foundation is solid. Period.
There’s a beginning, a middle, and a place where the equation actually completes itself. And even a place beyond that – not because I want to sell you something else, but because the living is often where the transformation is hardest to hold. I’ve seen a lot of that, women in “programs” super-excited about life, progress and “who they are”, everything is wonderful during the program but when it ends they flounder, getting depressed, discouraged and tangled up and grasping at straws all over again.
I want something more for y’all. And I give you my word that here, you’ll find it.
I’ve developed 2 Study Tracks, depending on your interest and objective –
Fundamental (3 day) – Core Identity Framework, and
Beyond (5 day) – Core Identity Framework + the “how” of the Quantum Mechanics of Identity and the framework and foundation of the Quantum Architecture of Identity™.
My Intention
I’ve put years into building this. Not to create another “program” to sell. Not to capitalize on women who are already exhausted from trying everything else. Not to offer just enough to keep you coming back for more.
I found myself Rapunzel’d™, existing in a tower. I somehow survived an epic trainwreck™ that not only destroyed the world I was living in, but the foundation of everything I believed to be true.
I muddled my way through it – not because someone handed me a “program” that worked, but because I couldn’t find one that did.
First came my storyboard, then came my research.
I built this, from the inside out, from lived experience, knowing that someday I could use it to help other women. I kept studying and researching it – I’m still studying and researching.
I genuinely believe that every woman who goes through the complete transformation arc as I’ve designed it – and *puts the work in on her end – will come out the other side of it changed.
Not polished. Not wearing a new costume or putting on a better performance.
Actually transformed.
That’s not a marketing promise. That’s the whole point.
*Please don’t be deterred by or take offense by my reference to “putting the work in on your end”, by that I simply mean, I can’t do it for you. I can teach you all of the things, but you’ll have to “do” it.
What You’re Paying For
This isn’t a “$97” weekend Masterclass promising to change your life overnight. It isn’t a “quick fix” – because there isn’t one. Identity work is foundational by nature, and I’ve written everything here to follow the complete transformation arc fully and honestly.
The sequence is structural, not a sales strategy. The Anti-Princess™ Intensive, The Rapunzel’d™ Collective and The A Whole New Fairytale™ then the A Whole New Fairytale™ – the living platform, beginning at the beginning, then each built on the last because that’s how transformation actually works.
In building all of this, I got to thinking through all of the things encompassed within my fairytale, my tower, trainwreck and transformation, wandering off to back to before the beginning, to where my storyboard started, I called it A Fairytale Trainwreck™. Long story short, I got to thinking, if processing it the way I did, helped me to the extent of which it did, it might help someone else, so I’m working on that right now too, a platform for when you’re in the midst of riding out the trainwreck.
The Pricing
The pricing reflects the depth, the integrity and the completeness of the work. It’s meant for women who are serious about going through the entire process – and that’s intentional. Not because I don’t care about every woman who finds her way here, but because this work requires commitment on both sides.
Mine to teach it accurately, honestly and completely. Yours to do it.
The Anti-Princess™ Intensive Fundamental – $1,750 | Beyond – $3,750
The Rapunzel’d™ Collective Fundamental – $9,750 | Beyond – $12,750
The A Whole New Fairytale™ Collective Fundamental – $11,750 | Beyond – $14,750
Standalone Masterclasses Fundamental – $550 | Beyond – $750
Payment Plans
Payment plans are available for The Rapunzel’d™ Collective and The A Whole New Fairytale™ Collective. It’s the same price whether you pay in full or divided into payments.
No upcharge, no penalty for a payment plan.
Just a straightforward pricing and structure.
The Anti-Princess™ Masterclass – full payment at enrollment. No payment plan. 3 or 5 day intensive, depending on the study track you choose.
The Rapunzel’d™ Collective Fundamental – 6 monthly payments of $1,625 | Beyond – 6 monthly payments of $2,125
The A Whole New Fairytale™ Collective Fundamental – 5 monthly payments of $2,350 | Beyond – 5 monthly payments of $2,950
*This is a 5 month payment option because it would not divide evenly and I didn’t want to increase the total-payment amount.
Standalone Masterclasses – full payment at enrollment.
